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Blast! The eastern tour is finished. Thank you everybody who was helping make our travel to fame and glory more possible and fulfilled (maybe you will get your own web page soon even!). All of the variety of members of Albania Mania are around the way, practicing their solo careers. I, Jatosh, am remaining to rule over the website so, to what is left of the crowd, I can tell you how it is. Please, think of us like a bear that lives in a cave during the winter and everybody thinks it just gave up hope and died, but then in the spring it comes back covered in honey!

Here are some ways that this website is something to do for a second:

• This is the primary reason for us to exist in reality and so also virtual reality: we desire attention. So, mention a compliment, crush, or gossip, something to make us feel that we are not just your one night stand.
• Peep your city on the diary part. This way you know we paid attention.
• Tell George Clooney about Albania Mania. And thank him for his thing.
• Did you know that one time we had a tour bus like a real band? Check that out! Che sfiga! And if you are Oprah or God and you do not know what to do with all your thousands of dollars because you already have everything you need, maybe after this tragic story you will know exactly what you can do for us.
• Here, we make it easy for you.
• Hey, what if you need a model? Maybe you will discover that this is the right place for you!
• Go to ourspace and listen to us and make new friends just like if we were still on a street or inside a house party and the police were not there yet.
• If you ever asked "how does Albania Mania kick it so strong?" this is what you want to know.
• Peep Crytal Kanney: fiddle player, artist, lover...!

-translation by Justin Rubenstein