!! flash news !!

Joshan Man of Business
and Jatosh "Justin (because it is easier to verb)" Master of None
have reunioned in Los Angeles as The Petrojvic Blasting Co.

Mos Def

gave us more or less money than Stephen Baldwin!

The Naked Cowboy

winked at us and then pointed amicably!

Stephen Baldwin

gave us $7!!

Albania Mania has bifurcated into two or more bands on opposite coasts. First, there is Black Death, which is plagueing the east coast. Then there is The Petrojvic Blasting Co. and that one is balkanizing the west coast. Some of the expensive variety of members of Albania Mania are around the way, practicing solo careers and joining circus such as the Women of the Future and the Dream Science Circus. As Master of None, I think I am still supposed to rule over the website as decently as I can so to our new crowd thanks for coming and please be patient as this website evolves slowly at my nimble, but only somewhat apt fingertips. Like a bear that lives in a cave during the winter and everybody thinks it just gave up hope and died, but then in the spring it comes back covered in honey and ready to rock a house party close to you, we are back and sweeter and hairier than before and coast to coast so that's pretty awesome. We think you'll agree.

Here are some ways that this website is something to do for a second:

This is the primary reason for us to exist in reality and so also virtual reality: we desire attention. So, mention a compliment, crush, or gossip, something to make us feel that we are not just your one night stand.
Peep your city on the diary part. This way you know we paid attention.
Tell George Clooney about Albania Mania. And thank him for his thing.
Did you know that one time we had a tour bus like a real band? Check that out! Che sfiga! And if you are Oprah or God and you do not know what to do with all your thousands of dollars because you already have everything you need, maybe after this tragic story you will know exactly what you can do for us.
Here, we make it easy for you.
Hey, what if you need a model? Maybe you will discover that this is the right place for you!
Go to ourspace and listen to us and make new friends just like if we were still on a street or inside a house party and the police were not there yet.
If you ever asked "how does Albania Mania kick it so strong?" this is what you want to know.
Peep Crytal Kanney: fiddle player, artist, lover...!

-translation by Justin Rubenstein

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